Jon lived a much tougher life. Raised mostly by cats he became a PI at age 7 and trod the mean streets of Bournemouth, back before it became the glittering megalopolis of today. He made a living between collecting evidence of pensioners  cheating on their spouses and shining shoes outside the station. Maker of rules and finder of lost things, he once danced for four hours in on a table in a bar in Hong Kong and plays a mean hand of baccarat.